It is the day before Halloween as I start this, and I have not even gotten our pumpkins. We have had so much going on lately that this little holiday, which is only big because it starts off the holiday season, had almost been forgotten. So it was with a jolt when Halloween, with all its spookiness and tales of evil and the dead, came into my kitchen yesterday through the voice of none other than Relevant Radio, an official network of the Roman Catholic Church. It’s an interesting station even for non-believers, if you pass over the “what is a sin?” sections, but when we, or at least I, think of the Catholic Church and Halloween, I think of staid bishops telling us that this is “All Saints or Souls’ Day,” intended for the remembrance of the saints and of the departed ones who may need our prayers to be relieved of the cleansing pains of Purgatory. Which means it is a serious day NOT meant for spooky tales of ghosts and goblins.
How wrong the afternoon program proved me. Instead, this two hour show was all about hauntings and ghosts, and what the official opinion was on such things. The bottom line was that such things, yes indeed, do exist. What was in question is only what we should do about them.
Let’s start with the Ouija board. It was just a gimmick to sell for Hasbro, I think, back in the days when mediums were all the rage, but it has become a big deal to the Church. To tell the truth, I have never liked it either. Back in my college days, a couple of co-eds styled themselves experts, and predicted through the board that I would die of cancer by the age of 42. It kind of made me nervous for the better part of 20 years. As it turned out, my roommate, Mike (in my book Dream Weaver) did die of cancer at age 36. Not a very striking coincidence, but not pretty, either.
Maybe it was only this factor of dark news that turned me against the board, but our local priest also had a story about Ouija boards. A mother called a priest in Oshkosh to help with her daughter, and our priest was asked to go along because of the severity of the case. When they arrived, she was doing almost the full Linda Blair, with icy cold winds and demonic voices, all brought about, they agreed after the exorcism, by playing with the board. On the radio show they talked of how a house burned down, leaving only a misplaced Ouija board as the creepy survivor. Many other illnesses and ugly things were traced to the board. The show host and his PhD guest advised that, should we come across one in our basement or attic, we should burn it rather than let it lose into the public.
On to a haunted house:
A good Catholic man who was not known for lying told a tale of his haunted house – of how blood appeared on the walls throughout the house as if spattered “like a priest sprinkling holy water,” of his Rosary beads gnarled each morning, of shrieks and moving things and flying things and on and on, with some being life-threatening. Although it seemed a little too much, he even found that his house had been built on an Indian burial mound. Others before him had left the house because of the haunting, but he and his wife decided they would defeat the devil. He said it did strain their marriage (holy crap, it would strain my sanity!), but after two years of prayers and holy water and so on, the demon did vacate the lot. Please, not me.
Ghosts:
Here is a great story, backed up by the sworn testimony of the priest involved:
In the late 19th century in England, a priest was roused by a knock on the door well after bedtime. A woman in an outdoor cloak was at the door insistent that he come to take the confession and bless a man who was very ill. The good priest donned his priestly outfit and followed her to the house. There she left him to enter, and when he did, he found a very ill man who had not been to church or confession and all that for years. In his anxious state, he was relieved by the priest’s presence and went on to confess and take Holy Communion.
The following day, the priest was informed (by whom I cannot recall) that the man had died during the night, and so he went back to bless the soul the departed soul. On entering the house, he saw a picture of the woman who had come to him the night before, hanging over the mantel. “Who is that?” he asked someone there. “Why, that’s his mother,” she replied. Said the priest, “Is she about the house so that I might comfort her in this time of mourning?” “No Father,” the woman replied, “she died many years ago.”
After this, a woman called into the show to state that her father, a life-long abusive alcoholic, had come back from the dead in ghostly form seeking her forgiveness, which she gave. “Yes”, said the program director, “this is sometimes a part of the purgation process, for ghosts to return to acknowledge their sins and ask pardon from the living.”
We return to a story of seminarians. Two were fast friends, and took a vow that the first to die would attempt to tell the other (God permitting) if he had gone to heaven. So it was that a few days after the death of one, a bright light appeared before his friend’s door, which then sketched out (as if in neon) the message, “Bosco (the other’s name), I am saved!” This was witnessed by others in the dormitory, and was the talk of the seminary for weeks to come.
The program then had another caller, who said that her father had returned to give her a message of encouragement, which the hosts stated was another reason why departed souls might reappear – to return briefly from heaven to help those on earth, like human angels – which reminded me of my own experience:
My father had died a few months before, and in a dream, I was hitching back to the University of Connecticut in the best colors of fall on the winding country road that used to be the only connection to UConn. It was then that my dad drove up and stopped before me in his old MG, a sports car that he had owned as a perk when he was still in his 30’s or early 40’s when his business had first taken off. I got in and we drove along chatting, until reality occurred to me: “Dad, you’re dead, aren’t you?” This had happened to me a few times before when relatives had died, and before I had been frightened, but not this time. It all seemed very natural. “Yes, I am. I just want to tell you that everything is alright. Now, I have to go.” And with this, I was outside the car, watching him drive up a hill past the fall glory of trees into a bright sun that hung just beyond the crest of the hill.
That was wonderful, one of those different, meaningful dreams, and it still gives me a lump in my throat, but it might – it must – be true. It might or must be, that and other marvels and horrors from the spiritual world, based on some of the finest minds that have experienced such things and thought about them over many centuries. For Catholics, these incidences are placed into their overall belief system which probably confine them more than they should be, but such beliefs – and experiences – are not just the province of Hollywood and Wiccans. They are, for hundreds of millions, real. Which should come as no surprise in a world that apparently has popped into existence out of nowhere, equipped with predictable physical laws which allow its continued existence, along with other pieces of integrated matter that somehow can contemplate the whole, big mystery.
So, if you are making merry tonight and you step out for a breath of fresh air, do not be too surprised if something not quite of this world greets you. Pray to the forces of good that they might drive out evil, then if it, or they, remain, see what you can learn. You never know. But for God’s sake, keep away from the Ouija board!